Con la caraja

Estar con la caraja, estar a por uvas, estar en babia, estar en la inopia, estar alelado, haberle dado un aire a uno, estar atontolinado, ser un panoli, ser un pasmarote, haberle dado un flis, estar empanado, llevar una empanada, estar ido, caerse de un guindo, estar en fuera de juego, estar en las nubes, estar in albis, estar pa'lla, pensar en las musarañas, ir a lo suyo, irsele el santo al cielo...
Todas estas expresiones y muchas mas tienen un mismo significado: No darse cuenta de lo que pasa a su alrededor o no tener capacidad suficiente como para comprender fundamentos simples.
Hay mucha gente asi. Todos en algun momento, otros mas a menudo y unos pocos (comparativamente hablando) en todo momento. Los estractos que se mencionan a continuacion pertencen a este ultimo tipo.

Soy psicologa, puedo adivinar lo que estas pensando pero no lo que estas diciendo.
Esta perla de sabiduria viene de la fotocopista, la compañera que fotocopia el blog de mi chiquitina.


Al igual que la de
Por ahi por abajo estaras de esto bien.
Refiriendose al marisco de Almeria poco despues de disertar sobre las diferencias entre un repollo y una berza*.


Repollo Berza
Decididamente el ansia es (muy) mala, pero la caraja es criminal.
Ahora unos tests que he hecho a lo largo del tiempo.

You Are 80% Evil



You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.

Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.





You're a Playful Kisser



Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play

You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party

Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare

And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!





You Are Destined to Rule the World



You have the makings of a very evil dictator...

Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!

Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.

But at least you know that you could.





You Are 8% Phobic



Wow, you're scared of very little. And you're always conquering new fears that come up.

Have you considered a career as a stunt double? You should at least go on one of those crazy reality shows where you eat bugs!





Your Birthdate: September 19



You don't just believe in love at first site - you've experienced it.

You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your interest is another matter!

You are very prone to love - hate relationships.



Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1



Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1



You are most compatible with people born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th of the month.




You Are Somewhat Machiavellian



You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...

But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.

You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.

You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!





Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)



Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.



Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men

You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

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